Arctic Monkey at the Metro club

Alex Turner, with some (pri)-mates, at the Shitdisco/Klaxons gig in the Metro Club last night. And lucky us we got to witness a succession of bleached Shoreditch harpies (deffo old enough to know better) chatting him up and stroking him. Vomit.

Also there were a couple of Roland Shanks chaps, but as they've only had one single out and aren't in NME every week you won't know who they are.