Julie Birchall - How does it feel? club night - 21st Nov 2005

Unfortunately Fringey never got within kicking distance. We apologise and won't make the same mistake twice.

(Or hearing distance - her voice is hilarious!)

Giles and Willow - Wagamamas Haymarket - Jan 2004

This has to be my favourite sleb spot ever, although it does out me as a geek.

A rakish scruffy Tony Head and tiny sleek Alyson Hannigan (that’s Giles and Willow offa Buffy!) having lunch in Wagamamas. Hannigan was having some miso and drank green tea, but Tony had the katsu curry. They hugged and he left (leaving her to pay!!)

Would have stalked further but had to get back to work.

That same week I also saw Alyson again with her real-life husband, Wesley from Buffy/Angel, looking for sandwiches in the EAT on lower Regent Street.

This totally beat my previous spot that month of the Northern Irish one offa Girls Aloud on my plane. (she had on far to much make-up, ate a fruit salad, is very tiny and was picked up at the airport by a bloke who looked like her dad.)

Lisa Snowden - Central Line - 14 Sept 2005

Lisa Snowden and two posho friends who continually pawed each other while she tried to ignore them by chatting about the slebs in Heat and Closer. Was disappointed that she didn't name names (instead pointed a pictures I couldn't see) but did find out she doesn't like Desperate Housewives nearly as much as SITC, hasn't decided if she likes Lost yet, and after they got back to hers (somewhere further down the central line) they were going to order a Chinese and have a few "rollies".

(This is probably as close as I'm ever going to get to George Clooney.)